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I really gotta hand it to you fellers….. (OMG my twang really stinks doesn’t it). It’s hard as hell out there for you to go out in this cold non-reciprocal world of umpteen- million chicks and snag yourselves a fine maiden among the masses of asses.
I feel your pain.
First you have to deal with not knowing whether or not she’s giving you a real coherent signal by way of subtle body language to approach her (we even confuse ourselves sometimes), is actually really flirting, or just has something stuck in the back of her eye. Then you’re faced with having to figure out whether or not the chick is decent and worthy enough of pursuing.
Sometimes we make it nearly impossible for you to decipher whether we have shoved you in the friend zone, think you’re an asshat, or want to shred the clothes off your body with our teeth.
Well, that last one isn’t really subtle at all and when we want you, WE WANT YOU and it shows.
It’s difficult for men and I sympathize with them completely. And it’s hard for us women to convey to you, albeit delicately, that we’re not only interested, but interested in more than just an all night carpet-burned rugged rendezvous across the floor of your living room.
Men will immediately put women into one of three zones- f*ckable, friend, or fertile family seed-spreading type chick. It’s true, men know what they want usually right away, and it’s no surprise that we women know it too.
That’s correct guys, we know immediately what’s going to work for us from the start and what isn’t, however, some chicks lower their standards enough to allow anything that comes along with a jutting out overhang, a dirty mouth, and the manners of a Viking to jump on and get inside for a wild ride.
However, I’d also argue that a lot of us women still like to be treated properly by a good and kind gentleman. These are the men I hope who will read this and know that we want you as much as you want us.
We want romance and intimacy.
Yes guys, we want love notes, we want cute little text messages with silly dog faces, we want you to cook dinner so we can savor every bite, and we want to hold hands and kiss in front of everybody in public to show off just how good we got it.
We want to know that you feel all warm and tingly inside at the thought of us showing up at your door after work, that you’ll prepare everything, from the ambiance, to the lighting, to the look on your face when you see us- you know, the one that makes us melt along every square inch between our knockers and our knees.
We want you to make you kings when you accept the title and the throne, and we’ll treat you that way when you fully extend us your heart and let us in- when you are unafraid to show us everything men believe isn’t allowed to be seen. We want it all and we’ll carefully revere it, treasure it and hold it dear, and we’ll gladly get closer to you when you let us see what’s been held up inside you for so long.
It’s a two way street. And we’re going to be everything you want us to be when you become everything you want to be.
We want to be important, appreciated, and worthy of your consideration.
We want to know that it isn’t okay with you that your brother, sister, mother or aunt nastily has it out for us, some vendetta to see us fall flat and fry, and that you’ll set them down in their place long before they’ll ever get out of line.
We want you to think of us as more important than your job, your bachelorhood, and your preemptive Sunday afternoons of “me” time, where we know instinctively that it’s just an excuse because we come second.
We want you to want to be around us every spare moment because there’s nothing else you want- because there isn’t any place else on earth you’d rather be than snuggled up beside us in a warm bed when the freezing rain beats down on the sills and the rest of the world is out there callously running over itself.
We want to know that you need us because we are the center of your lives- that we make you a whole from a half. That we complete you. That we are “The One”.
We want real love, not bounced checks, pennies on the dollar, and half-tokens of commitment.
We want to get married, we want to have a home, and we want to build our lives WITH YOU. We want to spread out our roots and we want them to grow with and surround you and we need to know that you want the same.
We don’t want excuses deriving from fear, infantile hangups, or coming of age identity crises that you hold close to you so that you can continue to string us along for the convenience of today, rather than pledge to us your necessity to be with us for the betterment of tomorrow.
A real woman won’t settle for less than what she knows down deep inside she truly wants and real women have evolved to want to for and deserve everything that’s front place and center. And we want to know that you believe we deserve no less.
We want you to be men.
We don’t want to live with your sister- instead, we’ll live in a shack. We don’t want to take care of grown kids when we’ve got some growing to do ourselves.
We don’t to want to have to wait for you to get up off your laurels and take charge because you’re too effing busy playing video games, online poker and watching porn.
We want to handle you- A REAL MAN, and we will right and good, because you know how to handle business, manage your affairs and make the right choices- ones that don’t revolve around excuses.
Then at the end of the day, we want to smell the cologne dancing around the hairs on your chest, and we want to smell it lingering on your favorite t-shirt you wore the day before- the one we’ll wear to bed tonight.
We want to hear you laugh heartily and thunderously, and wryly cut a few dudes down and set them straight when they try to ration you some stoked up manly shit.
And we want you to stand up and pine for us like a young stallion does a mare while you are with us shopping for bras and drawls because you’re imagining what they’re going to look like when we get them on and get them home.
And tonight, want to be on top of you, looking in your eyes, while you push further and further inside us and say that you love us, while you hope that your seed will swim to the heights of our womb and plant in it, those of you who have yet to be born.
It’s true, women want the same things as men.
We want love, we want devotion, we want happiness and we want to add meaning to our lives by sharing them with you and being the women you want us to be.
We’ll be right with you when you truly want us without reserve and we’ll forever be the woman you can count on and trust.
You have to love us and need us the way we need you.